Marketing Fail of the day!- Day one!

I am blessed to have the opportunity to do church marketing and design on a regular basis. It's fun and I love it. It's awesome to try an think of new, relevant ways to get the message out there.

I regularly search the internet looking for new ideas and inspirations. There are so many talented artists in the church that are constantly coming up with beautiful ways to share faith through media.... then, there are the other guys. I know you know what I'm talking about. Who hasn't gotten a track or seen a billboard that makes you shudder at the fact that you get lumped in with 'those people' because of your faith.

So, in the spirit of improving the quality and relevancy of Church marketing, I will be posting these everyday (with commentary). Feel free to send anything my way that you deem offensive, stupid, funny, or just plain sad. It can be anything from billboards to t-shirts! TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE :-P

We will start out with a few here today:


(I can practically feel the love spilling off this, can't you?)


(Just in case you forgot: Jesus is watching you buy that porn)


(Um.... somebody didn't think this through. I don't know who that guy is but I think he's giving it an 'amen')

And first up a personal favorite:

(yeah, because that's so going to happen. Just do what we tell you and don't think about it, dang it!)